RUFFLES (SOMETIMES KNOWN AS RAPHAEL BY THOSE LESS KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT FANDOM THINGS) IS A FAGGY FRENCH FENCER IN THE SOUL CALIBUR SERIES OF FIGHTING GAMES, AND HE SUCKS. A LOT. DID WE MENTION THAT HE'S FRENCH?

HE WAS AN ASPIRING SWASHBUCKLER UNTIL HE JOINED THE FRANCHISE, WHEN HE DECIDED ONE GAME IN THAT HE WANTED TO BE A GHEY-ASS VAMPIRE INSTEAD. HIS HOBBIES INCLUDE FENCING, DANCING, LEAVING HIS PET LOLI AMY HOME ALONE FOR MONTHS AT A TIME, KILLING PEOPLE AND STEALING THEIR HOUSES, BINGE DRINKING, INJECTING COCAINE INTO HIS EYEBALL, FINDING NEW PETS FOR AMY, AND GENERALLY BEING A FOP. HE IS BFF WITH KILIK AND MAXI, AND STILL CHASES HIS DREAM OF STARRING IN THE NEXT ZORRO SEQUEL. ALSO, HE MAY OR MAY NOT BE DIRECTLY RELATED TO DAVID BOWIE AND LEE CHAOLAN.