neku
[[neku]] last edit on Oct 13, 2008 5:15 AM by Anonymous

NEKU SAKURABA IS AN EMO FIFTEEN-YEAR-OLD ORANGE-HAIRED DOUCHE WHO HAS NO TASTE IN CLOTHING, HATES PEOPLE AND IS SECRETLY OBSESSED WITH SOME RETARDED CHILDREN'S CARD GAME CALLED TIN PIN SLAMMER. HIS SECRET ASPIRATION IS TO BE LORD OF THE TIN PIN SLAMMING TEN YEAR OLDS.

ALSO, HE HAS AN INORDINATELY LARGE IMAGINAAAATTIOONNN.

TRUFAX: IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION, HE IS AN EMO FIFTEEN-YEAR-OLD ORANGE-HAIRED DOUCHE WHO HAS NO TASTE IN CLOTHING, MAY OR MAY NOT DISLIKE PEOPLE AND IS OPENLY OBSESSED WITH SOME RETARDED CHILDREN'S CARD GAME CALLED TIN PIN SLAMMER.

TRUFAX #2: THERE REALLY IS AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION IN WHICH THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND TIN PIN SLAMMER, AND IN WHICH JOSHUA IS APPARENTLY FLAMBOYANTLY GAY. NOT THAT THE ORIGINAL ALL READY WASN'T.

NEKU IS A CHARACTER FROM THE GAME TWEWY FOR NINTENDO DS.