MR. R

RESIDENT CREEPER OF THE YAOI GAME "KICHIKU MEGANE," WHICH CAN BE ACCURATELY TRANSLATED TO "GLASSES THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A COMPLETE ASSHOLE AND MAKE YOU RAPE PEOPLE WITH THE SLIGHTEST PROVOCATION IF YOU PUT THEM ON." MR. R IS THE PROVIDER OF THE TITULAR GLASSES, WHICH IS A LITTLE IRONIC CONSIDERING HE WEARS GLASSES HIMSELF, BUT HIS GLASSES DON'T SEEM TO HAVE THE RAPIST-INDUCING EFFECT. HE DOESN'T NEED GLASSES FOR THAT.

YOU SEE THIS?

THIS IS THE FACE OF A RAPIST. DON'T BE FOOLED.

ALMOST NOTHING IS KNOWN ABOUT MR. R, EXCEPT THAT HE IS GENERALLY CREEPY, CAN APPEAR FROM/DISAPPEAR INTO THE SHADOWS AT WILL, RUNS A LIKELY SUPERNATURAL, UNDERGROUND PLEASURE CLUB KNOWN AS "CLUB R," AND APPARENTLY HAS NO SENSE OF COLOR COORDINATION. (SERIOUSLY, IF YOU'RE GOING TO WEAR ALL BLACK, WHY GO WITH BROWN GLOVES?) ALSO, HE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A VINE-MONSTER AT HIS COMMAND THAT IS CAPABLE OF HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE TENTACLE RAPE.

HOW TO AVOID HIM (MAYBE)

HE SPEAKS IN A SWEET TONE, AND WILL TALK AROUND YOU IN CIRCLES TO LURE YOU IN; HE MIGHT SEEM LIKE A NICE GUY WITH ALL THE COMPLIMENTS HE PAYS YOU, UNTIL YOU REALIZE THAT HIS "COMPLIMENTS" ARE REALLY JUST POINTING OUT YOUR SHORTCOMINGS, AND AS SOON AS YOUR LAST SHRED OF SELF-WORTH IS CRUSHED, HE MOVES IN FOR THE KILL. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL WHAT HE WANTS, MUCH LESS ANYTHING THAT GOES ON IN HIS HEAD. ONE THING TO KEEP IN MIND IS THAT IT'S NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO TRULY ANGER HIM - BUT IF HE IS TRULY ANGRY, THE ONLY CHANCE YOU HAVE AT AVOIDING A HORRIBLE RAPE FATE IS TO RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN IN THE OTHER DIRECTION AND HOPE TO GOD THAT NEITHER HE NOR HIS VINE-MONSTER CAN CATCH UP.

(ALSO, HE HAS THIS NEAT TRICK WHERE HE CAN MOVE FROM A PROBABLY-SAFE DISTANCE TO AN UNCOMFORTABLY-CLOSE, PERSONAL-SPACE-INVADING POSITION IN A SINGLE STEP. NIFTY.)

RELATIONS

EVERYONE EXCEPT VOLGIN (WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT) IS A POTENTIAL RAPE VICTIM. THAT IS ALL. OKAY SO MAYBE THAT WAS A LIE

POTENTIAL THREAT BITCH RIVAL LOVER PARTNER IN CRIME I DON'T EVEN KNOW

DAMON GANT

• THEIR FIRST ENCOUNTER INVOLVED GANT TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM IN HIS SLEEP. AS YOU CAN SEE, THIS IS A GREAT START FOR ANY RELATIONSHIP.
• THEN R GOT HIM BACK BY TURNING KAITO INTO AN ATTRACTION AT CLUB R. NATURALLY, GANT DIDN'T LIKE THIS.
• SO THEN THEY TRIED TO RAPE EACH OTHER. EXCEPT THEY BOTH ENDED UP ENJOYING IT. OR SOMETHING.
• IF YOU HAD TO SUM UP THIS RELATIONSHIP IN ONE WORD... NO, ON SECOND THOUGHT, I DON'T THINK "CREEPY" EVEN BEGINS TO COVER IT.

ONE-NIGHT ATTRACTION

VOCALOID KAITO (THE OTHER ONE)

• HIS PET VINE MONSTER ATTEMPTED TO HAVE HIS WAY WITH KAITO, BUT GANT PUT A STOP TO THAT. BOO.
• AFTER A CERTAIN SERIES OF EVENTS, KAITO ACCIDENTALLY BROKE HIS GLASSES, AND THEN TRIED TO MAKE IT UP TO HIM BY HELPING HIM GET BACK HOME. EXCEPT, FOR MR. R, "HOME" TRANSLATES TO CLUB R, AND, WELL... LET'S JUST SAY IT DIDN'T END WELL. EXCEPT FOR R AND HIS PATRONS.

FAVORITE VICTIM LOVER?

MAGICAL SURGEON

• THIS ONE IS JUST TOO MUCH FUN. ♥
• EVEN THOUGH IT SEEMS THE SIDES OF THIS PARTICULAR EQUATION HAVE SWITCHED COMPLETELY. HMMM.

CHARGE

LOTTA HART (THE LOLI ONE)

• BELIEVE IT OR NOT, ALTHOUGH MR. R IS PERFECTLY CONTENT WITH COMMITTING ANY NUMBER OF UNBELIEVABLY OBSCENE ACTS AGAINST MALES OF A CERTAIN AGE, HE IS ACTUALLY QUITE SET AGAINST PEDOPHILIA. IN FACT, IT COULD BE INFERRED THAT HE HAS A FONDNESS FOR CHILDREN OF QUITE A DIFFERENT SORT THAN WHAT MIGHT BE EXPECTED OF HIM YOU SICKOS. ACCORDINGLY, HE CHOSE TO ASSIST THIS MYSTERIOUS LOLI VERSION OF LOTTA WHEN SHE JUST-AS-MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARED IN THE NEXUS, AND DEFENDED HER FROM THE LIKES OF VYERS.
• EVER SINCE THEN, THE TWO HAVE BEEN ALMOST INSEPARABLE. IT'S ALMOST ADORABLE, IF YOU CHOOSE TO IGNORE THE THOUGHT OF JUST WHAT KIND OF PERSON LOTTA MIGHT GROW UP TO BE UNDER MR. R'S INFLUENCE. THEN IT'S KIND OF HORRIFYING.