MIKA

SHOTGUN TURK FROM FINAL_FANTASY 7: BEFORE CRISIS

• BEING A BISEXUAL SLUT.
• HAVING A TENDENCY TO HIT ON/GROPE/MOLEST PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT. LIKE ARI
• STALKING HER PARTNER/BFF NAMED GABRIEL, WHO SHE CALLS GA-RIN.
• PICKING ON PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY SMALL CHILDREN.

• MOLESTED SETO_KAIBA ON HER FIRST DAY.
• SCARED SMALL CHILDREN.
• PICKED ON ZACK'S BLOND THING
• MOLESTED ARI, BUT THAT'S NORMAL.
• HAD A SHOWDOWN WITH CLINT EASTWOOD.
• FAILED AT CATCHING POKEMANZ.
• PLAYED BOOB TAG
• MADE OUT WITH BELLA SWAN
• DONE EVERYTHING FOR THE LULZ.