M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!!!!!

THE CORNER STONE OF WALT DISNEY'S EVIL CORPORATION, A BLACK FURRED, RED SHORTS-WEARING MANIFESTATION OF CHILDHOOD DELIGHT. OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO THINK. PLEASE DON'T LET YOUR CHILDREN NEAR HIM!

SIDE NOTES:

IN KINGDOM HEARTS CANON, MICKEY IS THE KIND KING OF DISNEY CASTLE WHO HELPS SORA AND RIKU ON THEIR JOURNEY TO THE LIGHT, BUT I SUSPECT THAT THE CLDR VARIANT IS IN NO WAY SIMILAR TO KING MICKEY.