LOTTA HART

OHGOD THIS IS UNDER RECONSTRUCTION SO BAD

WITNESS AND INVESTIGATIVE PHOTOGRAPHER OF ACE ATTORNEY FAME.

HER MANY FORMS:



AND LET'S NOT FORGET HER HER ALTERNATE FUTURE SELF.

YEAH, SHE KINDA GETS INTO A LOT OF FUNNY SITUATIONS.

SHE'S A PHOTOJOURNALIST OF MANY DISCIPLINES AND DABBLES IN REPORTING.

SHE ALSO MYSTERIOUSLY COMES INTO POSSESSION OF NAUGHTY/EMBARRASSING PICTURES OF SNAKE.
THEY JUST APPEAR. SRSLY.
THESE PICTURES HAVE SINCE STOPPED APPEARING. NOW IF SNAKE WILL JUST LET THEM GO...

ALTERNATE DISGUISED FORM
I.I. THE ANONYMOUS TABLOID REPORTER.


RELATIONSHIPS

PAPA
BIG BOSS

• LOTTA CONSIDERS BIG BOSS (OR PAPA BIG BOSS, AS SHE CALLS HIM) AS SOMETHING RESEMBLING HER SECOND FATHER. HE'S THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR GIVING

HER A CODEC. PRETTY MUCH WHENEVER SHE GETS IN TROUBLE, BIG BOSS IS THE FIRST PERSON LOTTA SEEKS OUT.

• SHE HAS NOW PROMISED BIG BOSS THAT SHE WILL STOP EATING STRANGE FOOD SHE FINDS AROUND THE DRESSING ROOM

WITHOUT CONSULTING HIM. AND YET HE HEARTILY APPROVES OF HER CONSUMING RAW DEAD THINGS. I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL
WE GET AN ALTON BROWN OR A NUTRITIONAL ANTHROPOLOGIST. THEY ALSO SHARED A PAOPU FRUIT.

• MADE HIM A SUPER SPECIAL LUNCHBOX BEFORE SHE WAS KILLED BY SOME KIND OF POSSESSED OVEN. IT'S PROBABLY STILL THERE...

IT MIGHT HAVE EVOLVED BY NOW.

ANONYMOUS SECRET ADMIRER
???

• WHOEVER YOU ARE, YOU'VE WON OVER LOTTA'S IMAGINATION AND TURNED HER INTO A GIGGLING BLUSHING HEAP OF

HAPPY LOVE. IF YOU DASH HER HOPES AND DREAMS BY BEING A JERK, SHE'LL BE INCREDIBLY DEPRESSED AND SIC
BIG BOSS ON YOU.

• CREEPINESS IS NOT REALLY A FACTOR ANYMORE. LOTTA IS ATTEMPTING TO COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT

SHE CAN'T SEEM TO ATTRACT ANYTHING RESEMBLING A NORMAL MAN.

• SHE'S DAY DREAMING OF YOU, ANONYMOUS. YOU BETTER HOPE YOU CAN ACTUALLY LIVE UP TO THE VISION OF YOU

SHE'S BUILT IN HER MIND.

• AND NOW SHE IS PUTTING EVERYTHING ON THE LINE TO SAVE YOU FROM GW'S CLUTCHES. YOU'D BETTER BE WHO

SHE THINKS YOU ARE.

LOCAL DEITY/ACQUAINTANCE
SNAKE

• SNAKE (OR BOXMA, AS SHE CALLS HIM) WAS ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE LOTTA MET IN THE DRESSING ROOM. HE WAS

QUICKLY DUBBED BOXMA, AFTER THE GOD OF THE BOX PEOPLE. HE'S NICE TO HER, SO SHE DOES WHAT SHE CAN TO
HELP HIM OUT, IF HE NEEDS HER SORT OF EXPERTISE, BUT OTHERWISE, SHE LEAVES HIM BE. HE INTIMIDATES
HER TO JUST ABOUT NO END.

• IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL, BOXMA, BUT LOTTA'S OUT FOR YOUR LIFE NOW, TO SAVE HER ANONYMOUS ADMIRER.
• OKAY, NOW THEY'RE SIBLINGS, OR SOMETHING. ...LOTTA'S STILL INTIMIDATED AND SCARED OF HIM, PERHAPS EVEN MORESO

NOW, BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE SNAKE COULD GIVE ONE MEAN NOOGIE.

THERAPIST(BEST EVER)/STYLIST/BUDDY
ROSE

• LOTTA HEARTS ROSE. SRSLY. LOTTA GOT THE BEST MAKE OVER EVER FROM ROSE, AND HAS HEARTED HER EVER SINCE.
• DAMN IT, ROSE, LOTTA LOVES YOU AND LOVES YOUR PARTIES, BUT STOP COOKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND JUST LET

HER DO IT, SERIOUSLY.

FRIEND/BARTENDER (BEST EVER)
OTACON

• LOTTA IS VERY FOND OF OTACON- AND NOT JUST BECAUSE HE MAKES HER THE BEST DAMN WATERMELON CRAWLS SHE'S

EVER HAD. HE'S VERY KIND AND AN EXCELLENT LISTENER. IF LOTTA DIDN'T HAVE BIG BOSS, OTACON WOULD BE
NUMBER ONE ON HER LIST OF "GO-TO" PEOPLE INSTEAD OF NUMBER TWO.

FRIEND
GILGAMESH

• EVEN THOUGH HE'S BULL HEADED SOMETIMES AND DOESN'T TAKE GOOD DIRECTION WELL, LOTTA LIKES GILGAMESH.

SHE WOULD, HOWEVER, LIKE HIM ALOT MORE IF HE DIDN'T CAUSE DEREK STILES SO MUCH GRIEF.

BUDDY
HOUSE

• IN LOTTA'S OPINION, HOUSE IS PRETTY AWESOME. HE'S THE KIND OF COOL WISECRACKER SHE COULD NEVER BE,

SO SHE ENJOYS HANGING AROUND HIM.

• ALSO GOT LOTTA ADDICTED TO VICODIN FOR A SHORT TIME. SHE WENT THROUGH INVOLUNATRY DETOX IN CAMP.

ACQUAINTANCE
RAIDEN

• LOTTA DOESN'T KNOW RAIDEN VERY WELL AT ALL, BUT CAN SAY IN TOTAL CONFIDENCE THAT HE DOES NOT TOUCH

THE CHILLUNS OR HIS WIFE, ROSE. HE'S IMPORTANT TO BIG BOSS, SO RAIDEN'S IMPORTANT TO HER, EVEN TO THE
POINT OF ATTEMPTING TO BUST HIM OUT OF JAIL. HE ALSO HELPED LOTTA GET OVER HER OMG-I-THINK-I'M-CRAZY
SPELL AFTER SHE WAS TURNED INTO A GUY BY FAGGOT CAKE. HE'S SO GETTING A HOME COOKED MEAL FOR THAT.

• SHE ALSO COOKS FOR HIM. ALOT.

GRANDMA
THE BOSS

• LOTTA HAS MET AND SPOKEN BRIEFLY WITH THE BOSS A FEW TIMES, BUT STILL MOSTLY KNOWS HER ONLY THROUGH

WHAT BIG BOSS HAS SAID OF HER. HOWEVER, THE BOSS MAKES BIG BOSS HAPPY, SO LOTTA LIKES HER.

FRIEND/DOCTOR (BEST EVER)
DEREK

• AS THE ONLY DOCTOR THAT'S EVER REALLY GIVEN LOTTA ANY HOPE OF IMPROVEMENT WITH HER HEART, DEREK STILES

HAS EARNED THE TITLE OF "BEST DOCTOR EVER" IN HER MIND. SHE MAKES A SPECIAL EFFORT TO BE NICE TO HIM,
AS GILGAMESH GIVES HIM SO MUCH TROUBLE AND AS HE'S SO STRESSED OUT FROM PRETTY MUCH BEING SOLELY
RESPONSIBLE FOR THE HEALTH OF EVERYONE IN THE DRESSING ROOM.

• SHE HAS PRETTY MUCH VOWED TO TRY TO LOOK OUT FOR HIS WELL BEING AND PLANS ON SHOWING HIM HER

SECRET RELAXING HIDEOUT SOON.

• CHEER THE HELL UP, DAMN IT, LOTTA WILL DO ALMOST ANYTHING TO SEE YOU SMILE ;_;
• ALSO CURRENTLY THE ONLY MEMBER OF CADUCEUS LOTTA STILL TRUSTS. OKAY, NOT THE ONLY ONE SHE TRUSTS

ANYMORE, BUT THE ONE SHE TRUSTS MOST.

• LOTTA ALSO WOULD HAVE TOTALLY KISSED DEREK IF HE HAD ASKED HER WHEN HE WAS STUCK UNDER THE MISTLETOE.
• DEREK TESTIFIED AGAINST LOTTA AT HER TRIAL. :( WHILE LOTTA UNDERSTANDS THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE MUCH CHOICE (SHE'S

BEEN ON THE STAND TOO, YOU KNOW), IT STILL HURTS THAT DEREK WOULD THINK SHE WOULD ACTUALLY HURT ANYONE, LET ALONE
SOMEONE SHE REALLY CARED ABOUT. SHE NOW THINK THAT MAYBE THEY WEREN'T AS GOOD OF FRIENDS AS SHE PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT.

FRIEND
RONON DEX

• RONON'S ALWAYS BEEN NICE TO LOTTA, SO SHE LIKES HIM PRETTY WELL. SHE ALSO PLANS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF

HIS OFFER TO MODEL FASHIONS FOR HER NEXT PHOTOGRAPHIC CAREER CHANGE.

FRIEND/"BEST FRIEND"/KNIGHT
LUKE ATMEY

• WHILE LOTTA HAD HEARD OF LUKE IN HER OWN WORLD, SHE NEVER REALLY MET HIM UNTIL THEIR CHILD-SELVES MET

DURING THE SHOTA EVENT. LIL' LOTTA DEVELOPED A SMALL CRUSH ON THE YOUNG LUKE, AND WAS RATHER STARTLED
AT HOW DIFFERENT THE ADULT LUKE AND THE CHILD LUKE ARE. SHE BELIEVES THAT THE SWEET, YOUNG LUKE IS STILL
IN LUKE'S HEART SOMEWHERE, AND HAS DEVELOPED A FEW SCHEMES PLANS ON HOW TO HELP HIM "TURN OVER A
NEW LEAF".

• ...BUT HE'D BETTER NOT SNEAK UP ON ANYONE ELSE WITH A BLUNT OBJECT IN HIS HAND OR LIE TO LOTTA

AGAIN, OR SHE'S GONNA BE ONE PISSED HEARTLANDER. >:|

• ;; LOTTA IS SO SORRY SHE HASN'T SAVED YOU YET SHE'S WORKING ON IT!
• AND YOU KNOW THAT PHRASE "ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER"? IT'S HAVING AN EFFECT ON LOTTA. SHE HEARTS YOU. WHERE ARE YOU?

SHE'LL COME AND SAAAAVE YOOOOU.

• IT'S OKAY, LUKE. LOTTA LOVES YOU EVEN IF YOU CAN ONLY SAY FIVE SYLLABLES AFTER BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY GW. SHE SEES

IT AS HER OWN FAULT ANYWAY.

• GODDAMNIT AFTER ALL OF THAT AND LOTTA FINALLY ADMITTING HER FEELINGS, INVOLUNTARILY, YOU GO AND GET YOURSELF KILLED.

FRIEND
TYLER

• YAY, TYLER! HE FIXED UP LOTTA AFTER SHE WAS STABBED BY A TEDDY BEAR AND OPERATED ON HER TO TAKE CARE

OF HER DEFTERA INFECTION. SHE THINKS HE'S A NICE GUY AND, THOUGH SHE SOMETIMES DOESN'T LIKE THE QUESTIONS
HE ASKS, LIKES TALKING TO HIM. BUT IF HE DOESN'T ASK HER OUT AGAIN SOON, SHE'LL BE FINDING HERSELF SOMEONE
ELSE TO CRUSH ON. EVENTUALLY.

• LOTTA IS CURRENTLY IN A STATE OF INDECISION REGARDING HER CRUSH ON TYLER AND HOW SHE FEELS ABOUT HER

SECRET ADMIRER. DUE TO ANONYNOUS'S NEWLY DISCOVERED CREEPY FACTOR AND THAT TYLER GAVE LOTTA FLOWERS SHE
ACTUALLY REALLY LIKES, SHE'S LEANING A LITTLE BIT TOWARDS TYLER.

• YES, KIND OF AFRAID AND ANGRY WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, TYLER.
• LOTTA HAS PATCHED THINGS UP WITH TYLER, AND LIKES AND TRUSTS HIM MORE THAN EVER NOW. TAKE THAT, MERCER!
• WHOOP- TYLER WALKED IN ON LLOYD AND KAITO BEING INADVERTENTLY GAY TOGETHER AND PUT OFF TELLING LOTTA SOMETHING.

SHE IS BOTH WORRIED AND INSANELY CURIOUS. DON'T BE FREAKED OUT, TYLER! SHE HAS A REASONABLE EXPLANATION!

• ONCE AGAIN, LOTTA SUSPECTS TYLER IS A LIAR, AND THANKS TO EMA, HAS MORE "PROOF".

BUDDY
NEKU

• NEKU TAUGHT LOTTA TO RAVE! AND TOLD HER SHE WAS PRETTY ; 3;

FRIEND/PARTNER
EIJI

• LOTTA CONSIDERS EIJI A GOOD FRIEND. HE TAUGHT HER TO PLAY TENNIS AND IS HER PARTNER IN THE GAME. SHE TRUSTS HIM.
• POST THE REAPER'S GAME EVENT, LOTTA THINKS EIJI VERY KIND, TRUSTWORTHY AND DEPENDABLE. SHE LOVES WORKING

WITH HIM, AND WOULD PARTNER UP WITH HIM IN ANY ENDEAVOR IN A HEARTBEAT.

FRIEND
DEATH THE KID

• LOTTA DOESN'T REALLY KNOW DEATH THE KID WELL, BUT SHE LIKES HIM SO FAR.
• POST THE REAPER'S GAME EVENT, KID HAS MADE THE LIST O' PEOPLE LOTTA TRUSTS. DURING THE GAME, SHE LOST

FAITH IN HIS PROMISE THAT EVERYTHING WOULD BE OKAY, BUT HE CAME THROUGH FOR THEM IN THE END, SO SHE THINKS
VERY HIGHLY OF HIM NOW.

FACTORIAL
SHO MINAMIMOTO

• LOTTA THOROUGHLY HATED SHO FOR A WHILE FOR THE PART HE PLAYED IN THE REAPER'S GAME. HATED. WITH HER RAW

SEETHING SOUTHERN HICK HATRED. BUT THEN, WHILE DRUNK AND MATHEMATICALLY INCLINED OFF ROAD'S LEMONADE, SHE
HEARD SHO SAY HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. SHE DARTED RIGHT ON OVER AND THEY SHOUTED MATH AT EACHOTHER. YAY.

• SHE ALSO TOTALLY SAVED HIS ASS FROM GETTING SHOT IN THE HEAD BY RAIDEN ONCE. YOU OWE HER, SHO. WHETHER

YOU REMEMBER IT OR NOT.

GREAT EMPEROR
LELOUCH LAMPEROUGE

• ALL HAIL EMPEROR LELOUCH!
• OHSNAP, HE DEAD.
• OH WELL! :D
• LOTTA WAS GEASSED TO THINK ONE LELOUCH WAS A PILLAR OF JUSTICE OR SOME SUCH NONSENSE AND GEASSED TO FOLLOW

THE ORDERS OF THE OTHER. ...WHILE SUFFERING BOANTHROPY.

BETTING PARTNER
KOKI KARIYA

• LOTTA'S BETTING PARTNER.

• GOING BETS:

 LELOUCH WINNING/LOSING THE ELECTION- WINNER: KARIYA.

BILL NYE WANNABE
VICTOR NIGUEL

• D:
• :B
• :D
• :)
• :|
• :/
• >:|
• DX
• D<
• ...IN THAT ORDER.

FRIEND/BELOVED VOCALOID
KAITO

• KAITO AND LLOYD ARE INADVERTENTLY GAY TOGETHER. IT'S CUTE, BUT CONFUSING FOR THE BOTH OF THEM.
• KAITO HUGS ARE NICE.
• LOTTA IS NOW KAITO'S NEW MASTER, THOUGH SHE IS ATTEMPTING TO FIND A WAY TO RESTORE HIS MEMORY.
• ALMOST HAD GAY SEXYTIEMS AFTER KAITO WAS INFECTED BY SOME SORT OF VIRUS. REASON EVENTUALLY WON OUT.
• WAS SAD WHEN KAITO STOPPED CALLING HER "MASTER" ;_;

THAT ONE GIRL THAT LOOKS LIKE A MAN/DEFENSE ATTORNEY (HOPEFULLY THE BEST EVER)
PRINCESS GAVIN

• THEY TEND TO DISAGREE. ALOT. SHE ANNOYS LOTTA A BIT, BUT GAVIN ISN'T SOMEONE LOTTA WANTS AS AN ENEMY, SO SHE

TRIES TO GET ALONG WITH HER.

OLD FART
OLD EMA

• WHILE OLD FART EMA IS SOMEONE LOTTA HAS TO BE VERY MINDFUL OF HER PATIENCE WITH, SHE FINDS HER CHARMING. IN AN

ABRASIVE OLD PERSON KIND OF WAY. THEY ALSO VENTURED INTO THE EMA'S LAB'S TECHNO-DUNGEON TOGETHER.

HYPER DUDE
LUFFY

• LOTTA LIKES LUFFY. HE SAID HE WOULD HELP HER SAVE LUKE, EVEN WHEN HE DIDN'T KNOW WHO SHE WAS. <3

BILL NYE IF HE WERE A TEENAGE GIRL
EMA SKYE

• ...
• YOU KNOW YOU'RE CUTE WHEN LOTTA WILL GO OUT OF HER WAY TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE SHE DOESN'T LIKE BECAUSE YOU BATTED YOUR EYES THE RIGHT WAY.
• DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK, KID.

FAVORITE BROTHER
FRANK

• BEST BIG BROTHER EVER.

FRIEND/FELLOW SEXY REDHEAD
LAVI

• LOTTA'S NEVER HAD A PARTICULARLY CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH LAVI, BUT IT MEANT ALOT TO HER WHEN

HE SAID HE'D BUST HER OUT OF JAIL. HE'S ONE OF THE PEOPLE IN THE NEXUS THAT MAKES HER REMEMBER TO THINK
AND NOT JUST ACT.

• RAD REDS FOREVER, YO. :D

FRIEND
RENA

• RENA IS SOMEONE LOTTA REALLY TRUSTS AND CARES ABOUT. SHE MIGHT TAKE RENA HOME ONE OF THESE DAYS.

LOTTA DOESN'T EVEN KNOW
OVAN

• LOTTA HAS NO IDEA WHO THIS GUY IS, BUT HE'S GOT A GOOD HEAD ON HIS SHOULDERS, AND SHE APPRECIATES THAT.
• BUT SHE DOES KINDA WONDER ABOUT A MAN THAT JUST MEANDERS INTO JAIL VISITATION ROOMS.

THE GOD WHOSE NAME CANNOT BE SPELLED
WITSY...WITSYAGHE... AW, SCREW IT. ONKAMI

• WITSY CALLS LOTTA HIS MOST DEVOTED FOLLOWER. WHILE SHE DOESN'T OVERTLY PRESCRIBE TO ANY RELIGION OR GOD, SHE WILL

ADMIT TO ONLY HERSELF THAT SHE CONSIDERS HER ONKAMI TO BE HER GOD.

• HE ALSO HAS AWESOME STORIES. :D
• HE IS CURRENTLY LIVING IN HER AFRO, DUE TO SOME INCIDENT WHEREIN HE WAS SHRUNK TO A RIDICULOUSLY TINY SIZE.

HERO/ROLE MODEL
AMERICA

• LOTTA HAS NO IDEA HOW THIS COUNTRY-PERSON THING WORKS, BUT SHE LIKES AMERICA, SO IT'S COOL.
• HE'S REALLY NICE AND ENTERTAINING AND FUN TO TALK TO, NOT TO MENTION HE VOLUNTEERED TO HELP WITH THE REBELLION.

FRIEND/BAD ASS ROLE MODEL
KAMINA

• FFFFFFFFFF
• LOTTA'S FRIEND WHO PUNCHED HER SO HARD, HE GAVE HER AMNESIA.
• SHE ALSO LOOKS TO HIM FOR SOME EXAMPLE ON HOW OT LEAD HER UNDERGROUND REBELLION.

SECOND IN COMMAND
ATTORNEY!MAYA FEY

• SECOND IN COMMAND OF THE REBELLION, AND LOTTA'S BUDDY.
• AND URYUU IS THEIR BACK-UP.

THE BACK-UP
URYUU ISHIDA



TOTAL BAD GUYS

FUCKING SALESMAN
KYLE HYDE

• HE'S MEAN. D<

FUCKING CHEATER
IL PALAZZO

• TO DO: REORGANIZE UNDERGROUND REBELLION. CODE CAPSLOCK: LOTTA OF THE REBELLION?
• HE'S GONE! HUZZAH! THE REBELLION WAS A SUCCESS!

FUCKING NEW DICTATOR
THE OVERLORD

• GOD DAMN IT!

FUCKING TELEVISION SCREEN
GW

• FUCK YOU, GIVE LUKE BACK.
• FUCK YOU FOR GIVING LUKE SOME KIND OF SPEECH IMPEDIMENT.

FUCKING BIOTERRORISTS
DELPHI AGENTS

• LOTTA WILL FIND SOME WAY TO BRING YOU DOWN. D<

FUCKING EVIL COMPUTER THING
HAL

• RAAAAAAWR!

CONTENTS OF HER CAMERA BAG/COURT RECORD INCOMPLETE LIST; WORKING ON IT

• WEAPONS- ANTI-AKUMA SHOTGUN "ZENNIA", SNIPER RIFLE
• FOODSTUFFS- TWO NEW FRESH BOX LUNCHES EVERYDAY, TWO WATER BOTTLES, VARIOUS SNACKS AND SWEETS
• EQUIPMENT- ONE DIGITAL CAMERA, ONE FILM CAMERA, VARIOUS LENSES AND FILTERS, BLANK MEMORY CARDS AND FILM ROLLS
• COMMUNICATION- CODEC (158.85), CELL PHONE
• VARIOUS- LUMINOL, FINGERPRINTING KIT, SPARE SWEATER, ALTERNATE HAIRBAND, NOTEPAD, PEN, PHOTO-ALBUM,

BLUE PEACOCK FEATHER, DIARY, PLAYING CARDS, PHOTO OF A DAMAGED BREAKER BOX, PHOTO OF CIRCUS WRECKAGE,
SMALL TAPE RECORDER

RANDOM TRIVIA

• SHE IS TINY. ALMOST EVERYONE TOWERS OVER HER FIVE-FOOT-TWO-INCH SELF.
• LOVES MOBSTER MOVIES, COOKING, ORIGAMI AND GENERAL HORSING AROUND.
• SHE'S PART OF VYSE'S PIRATE CREW. SURPRISE OF SURPRISES, SHE'S THE COOK!
• DON'T MESS WITH HER. SHE'S LEARNING CQC AND KNOWS HOW TO BARREL ROLL YOUR ASS ACROSS THE WORLD.
• TWO PEOPLE IN THE DRESSING ROOM ARE ALLOWED TO PAT THE AFRO: BIG BOSS AND EIJI, BUT NEITHER OF THEM ARE REALLY AROUND ANYMORE.
• AND ONLY LUKE IS ALLOWED TO CALL HER "PRINCESS".

PLAYED BY HAPPY BONDAGE PONY SAILOR VIOLET.