KIZAITO

A YANKEE VOCALOID DERIVED FROM KAITO - EXCEPT HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE A SINGING VOICE, SO I GUESS THAT MAKES HIM MORE OF AN ASHULOID. DON'T CALL HIM THAT THOUGH, OR YOU'LL HURT HIS FEELINGS. THE "KIZA" IN HIS NAME MEANS "SNOB," SO NOT ONLY IS HE A TUFF GANGSTA, BUT HE'S ALSO GENERALLY A DOUCHEBAG TO ANY NON-FEMALE/NON-ATTRACTIVE FEMALE HE MEETS. BUT DON'T TELL THE LADIES, YOU'LL RUIN HIS CRED!

HE ALWAYS KEEPS A ROSE HANDY IN CASE OF A FINE LADY WHO NEEDS A GOOD SWEEPING OFF HER FEET, AND HE ALSO KEEPS HIS GUN ON HIM AT ALL TIMES EVEN THOUGH HE CAN'T ACTUALLY USE IT TO SAVE HIS LIFE. THE FACT THAT HE CAN'T SING A SINGLE NOTE IS THE ONLY THING THAT SHAMES HIM, AND HE'S EVEN DEVELOPED A (SECRET) COMPLEX OVER THE FACT THAT HE'S ESSENTIALLY AN UNFINISHED PRODUCT. (THOUGH HE IS AN ASHULOID, SO MAYBE HE WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE FINISHED ... ?)

RELATIONSHIPS (AND NOT THE HUGGY-FEELY KIND, YO)

LOVE OF HIS LIFE

MIKU HATSUNE

• HIS HEART MAY BE WEAK TO ANY FINE LADY WHO CROSSES HIS PATH, BUT HIS DARLING MIKUMIKU WILL ALWAYS BE HIS ♥ NUMBER ONE ♥ .
• MAY OR MAY NOT BE IN POSSESSION OF SEVERAL INDECENT PICTURES OF HER THAT WERE SENT TO HIS CELL PHONE.
• NOW, IF ONLY THAT STUPID DEMON GUY WOULD JUST GET OUT OF THE WAY ...

NUMBER ONE DICK RIVAL

KAVACHI

• SERIOUSLY, THIS GUY PISSES HIM OFF SO MUCH.
• EVEN THOUGH THEY MAY HAVE RECENTLY ENTERED INTO A RELATIONSHIP OF BEGRUDGING RESPECT. HMM.
• ACTUALLY ALMOST KILLED KIZAITO WHEN HE WAS A ZOMBIE, BUT SPARED HIM AT THE LAST MINUTE AT MIKU'S BEHEST. KIZAITO HAS SINCE BANISHED THE INCIDENT FROM HIS MEMORY, BEING SO SEVERELY TRAUMATIZED BY IT, BUT STILL HAS A CRIPPLING FEAR OF HEIGHTS.
• LET'S NOT EVEN MENTION THE SPIN-THE-BOTTLE EVENT, K. JUST ... DON'T.

SUPPLIER OF GOODS

AKITA NERU

• MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SUPPLIED HIM WITH SEVERAL INDECENT PICTURES OF MIKU VIA CELL PHONE.

OLDER BROTHER FIGURE?

GAKUPOID

• WAS A BIG MEANIE WHEN HE TOOK AWAY KIZAITO'S GUN >:C (ALTHOUGH KIZAITO DID TRY TO SHOOT HIM FIRST, SO MAYBE THEY'RE EVEN)
• BUT SINCE THEN HAS GOTTEN A LOT NICER. ALTHOUGH, HE HASN'T BEEN SEEN AROUND IN A LONG TIME ...

SCARY BUT HOT PRINCESS

PRINCESS GAVIN

• KAVACHI ONCE GAVE HIM A PIC OF THE PRINCESS'S PANTIES TO OGLE. IT MAY HAVE BEEN A SET-UP, AND HE MAY HAVE ENDED UP BOTTLED FOR IT, BUT IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT.

SON OF A BITCH

RONON DEX

• TOTALLY FREAKING SHOT HIM DURING THE HIGH SCHOOL EVENT, WTF?!

TOTALLY HOT NEW VOCALOID

MEGURINE LUKA

• FELL ALMOST HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT WHEN HE FIRST LAID EYES ON HER. BUT THEN, THAT'S NOT REALLY UNUSUAL.

BEAUTIFUL SINGING CHICK WHO ISN'T A VOCALOID

RANKA LEE

• WAS SO SWEPT AWAY BY HER VOICE THE FIRST TIME HE HEARD IT, HE WAS THROWN COMPLETELY OFF HIS GAME. SO FAR, SHE'S THE ONLY LADY WHO HAS EVER ACCOMPLISHED THIS.
• ALSO ONE OF THE FEW LADIES HE'S EVER ACTUALLY SCORED WITH IF ONE INNOCENT KISS CAN BE CONSIDERED "SCORING", THANKS TO THE SPIN-THE-BOTTLE EVENT. (STILL DOESN'T MAKE UP FOR THAT "SCORE" WITH KAVACHI. OR AMERICA, FOR THAT MATTER.)
• POSSIBLE CONTENDER FOR MIKU'S PLACE IN HIS HEART? ONLY TIME WILL TELL

WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?

DENJIN HAL

• TOOK DIRECT CONTROL OF KIZAITO JUST LONG ENOUGH TO KILL KAVACHI. ALSO GOT KIZAITO SEVERELY WOUNDED IN THE PROCESS, THANKS TO THE ENSUING FIGHT WITH PRINGLES.
• OF COURSE, DUE TO THE NATURE OF HIS BEING CONTROLLED, HE STILL HAS NO IDEA JUST WHO THE HELL HAL IS WAS, OR EVEN THAT HE WAS CONTROLLED IN THE FIRST PLACE. (WELL, KAVACHI KIND OF CLUED HIM IN, BUT SERIOUSLY WHY SHOULD HE BELIEVE THAT GUY)

WHO IS SHE AGAIN?

SAFT

• ACCIDENTALLY GAVE HIM AMNESIA AFTER FULL-BODY-SLAMMING HIM WITH A KICKBAG. HE PRETTY MUCH BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF, THOUGH.
• FORTUNATELY, SHE WAS KIND ENOUGH TO OFFER HIM A PLACE TO STAY WHILE HE WAS STILL AMNESIAC - BUT NOW THAT THE AMNESIA HAS WORN OFF, HE'S FORGOTTEN ALMOST ENTIRELY ABOUT HER. HOW SAD.

FOUR-EYES

AMERICA

• TOTALLY FREAKING TRICKED HIM INTO MAKING OUT DURING THE SPIN-THE-BOTTLE EVENT. SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL WAS UP WITH THAT?!

ICE CREAM FREAK NOT-SO-SECRET-LOOOOVER~

OTHER KAITO

• IS FUN TO PICK ON. ALWAYS.
• AND IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE OH-SO-CONVENIENT THAT KIZAITO HAS SOME BLACKMAIL ON THIS KAITO ...
• THEY ARE SLEEPING/LIVING TOGETHER NOW. KIZAITO IS CURRENTLY TEACHING HIM ABOUT PERSONAL HYGIENE. 8|

FUCKING RAPIST

GRELL SUTCLIFF

• JUST ... DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT HIM.
• NO, SERIOUSLY. DON'T EVEN BRING HIM UP. KIZAITO DOESN'T WANT TO REMEMBER, DAMNIT.

OTHER JUNK

PLAYED BY VALYA, BECAUSE PLAYING AS THIS DOUCHEBAG IS THERAPEUTIC OR SOMETHING. LOL IDK.