kingdom hearts
[[kingdom_hearts]] last edit on Jul 29, 2008 5:02 PM by Anonymous

A SERIOUS BUSINESS J-RPG BY THOSE WHORES BEHIND FINAL FANTASY SQUARE ENIX ABOUT A BOY FROLICKING AROUND WITH DISNEY AND FF CHARACTERS. IT'S AS CRACKY AS IT SOUNDS...UNFORTUNATELY THE FANDOM'S COATED IN WANK. TAKE IT FROM ME.

ANYWAY...PLOT! SO THERE'S THIS PLACE WHERE HEARTS ARE BORN CALLED KINGDOM HEARTS AND ALL HEARTS COME FROM THERE. ALSO EVERY HEART HAS DARKNESS. AND THERE'S THESE BADDIES CALLED HEARTLESS THAT ATTACK PEOPLE AND STEAL THEIR HEARTS. SOME PUNK WITH A RIDICULOUSLY OVERSIZED KEY IS EXPECTED TO GO ABOUT BASHING THEIR HEADS IN AND SAVING THE DISNEY CHARACTERS ALONG THE WAY, ALL THE WHILE LOOKING FOR HIS EMO FRIEND AND HIS DAMSEL IN DISTRESS FRIEND.

AND THERE'S THIS OTHER ORGANIZATION CALLED ORG. 13. THEY ALL WEAR BLACK CLOAKS, ACT REALLY GAY, AND HARASS SORA 'CUZ HE'S SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME OR SOMETHING.

CHARACTERS IN CLDR:
KAIRI
MARLUXIA
MICKEY MOUSE (WELL...SORTA)
ZEXION
AXEL
SORA
DEMYX