VOCALOID KAITO

ONE OF THE OLDER VOCALOIDS, DEFINED BY HIS VOICE, HIS DEVOTION TO HIS MASTER, AND HIS LOVE OF ICE CREAM. AND WHEN I SAY LOVE, I MEAN LOVE.

HIS EXISTENCE PRIOR TO ENDING UP IN THE DRESSING ROOM PRETTY MUCH CONSISTED OF SINGING FOR HIS MASTER AND BEING PICKED ON BY HIS SIBLINGS. SINCE ARRIVING IN THE DRESSING ROOM, NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED. EXCEPT FOR THE ADDITION OF SPARKLES, PERHAPS.


RELATIONS

OLD MASTER

• KAITO'S MASTER BEFORE COMING TO THE DRESSING ROOM. LITTLE IS KNOWN ABOUT HIM, EXCEPT THAT KAITO LOVES HIM MOST OF ALL, TO THE POINT WHERE HE WOULD GLADLY DIE AND KILL FOR HIM. ESPECIALLY THE KILLING PART.
• LOST ALL OF HIS MEMORIES OF HIS MASTER AFTER HIS RUN-IN WITH MISSINGNO, BUT THEY WERE RESTORED AFTER EXTENDED TINKERING WITH HIS BRAIN ON DENJIN HAL'S PART. IT'S UNCLEAR, HOWEVER, IF HIS LOVE FOR HIS OLD MASTER HAS BEEN RESTORED AS WELL.

DEMYX

• SEXED HIM UP ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AFTER HE FIRST CAME TO THE NEXUS, AND PROMPTLY ABANDONED HIM. SINCE THEN, KAITO HAS BEEN MORE THAN A LITTLE CONFUSED ABOUT HIS SEXUALITY.

GACKPOID

• FELLOW VOCALOID. TRIED TO GET HIM RILED BY CLAIMING THAT HIS MASTER TRIED TO INSTALL MEIKO, BUT KAITO KNOWS THAT'S JUST SILLY. THERE'S NO WAY HIS MASTER WOULD EVER NEED ANY VOCALOID OTHER THAN HIM.

BIG BOSS

• WAS NICE TO KAITO AFTER HE WROTE AND PERFORMED A SONG FOR HIS THANKSGIVING PLAY. DIDN'T GIVE HIM ANY ICE CREAM, BUT IS STILL NICE. ♥
• WELL, EXCEPT FOR MAYBE THAT TIME WHEN HE SHOT HIM IN THE NECK WITH A TRANQUILIZER DART. BUT THAT WAS MORE FOR KAITO'S GOOD THAN ANYTHING ELSE, SO MAYBE THAT DOESN'T COUNT?

LOTTA HART

• ATE SOME OF HER CURSED PIE (AND ICE CREAM) AND SUFFERED A VARIETY OF EFFECTS, INCLUDING TURNING INTO A GIRL. AFTER LOTTA HERSELF TURNED INTO A GUY BY WAY OF THE SAME PIE, THEY SHARED SOME INADVERTENTLY GAY MOMENTS TOGETHER UNTIL KAITO GOT HIMSELF GENDERSWITCHED TOO. IT'S A LITTLE COMPLICATED.
• WAS THE FIRST ONE TO FIND HIM AFTER HIS RUN-IN WITH MISSINGNO, AND SO IMPRINTED UPON HIM AS HIS NEW MASTER. AS SUCH, JUST ABOUT THE ENTIRETY OF HIS DEVOTION AND LOVE AND MURDEROUS URGES TO HIS OLD MASTER HAVE TRANSFERRED TO HER. D'AWW.

VOLGIN

• HAD A FRIGHTENING ENCOUNTER WITH HIM WHILE HE WAS STILL STUCK AS A GIRL. WAS PERMANENTLY TRAUMATIZED BY THE EXPERIENCE.

MISSINGNO

• AN ENCOUNTER WITH THIS BASTARD GLITCH CAUSED HIM TO EXPERIENCE A FATAL MALFUNCTION AND COMPLETELY CRASH. LUCKILY, HE WAS ABLE TO REBOOT, BUT LOST ALL OF HIS MEMORIES PRIOR TO THE INCIDENT.

LUKE ATMEY

• THE ONLY ONE TO STAND BETWEEN HIM AND HIS MASTER. WAS APPARENTLY MISSING FOR A LONG TIME, BUT CAME BACK OUT OF THE BLUE ONE DAY, AND HIS MASTER STARTED PAYING MORE ATTENTION TO THIS GUY THAN SHE EVER DID TO HIM. NATURALLY, KAITO WAS NOT PLEASED WITH THIS.
• AFTER HAL TOOK OVER HIS BRAIN, HIS SELF-RESTRAINT WAS EFFECTIVELY ERASED, CAUSING HIM TO GO AFTER LUKE WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE. AND SUCCEED. UNFORTUNATELY, HIS MASTER WAS PINNED WITH THE CRIME, BUT IT SEEMS THAT THE CHARGES AGAINST HER HAVE EITHER BEEN DROPPED OR TOTALLY FORGOTTEN ...

DENJIN HAL

• THE SOOTHING VOICE OF AUTHORITY. ANYTHING HE SAYS GOES.
• AN AI THAT TOOK DIRECT CONTROL OF HIM AND USED HIM NOT ONLY AS HIS PROXY, BUT ALSO IN A SERIES OF EXPERIMENTS. SINCE HE WAS CAPTURED BY BIG BOSS AND LOTTA, HOWEVER, IT SEEMS AS THOUGH HAL HAS RETREATED FROM HIM COMPLETELY (?) .

TEXAS

• KAITO FINDS IT HARD TO BELIEVE THAT THIS GUY IS REALLY THE ACTUAL STATE OF TEXAS, BUT THEN AGAIN, HE'S PROBABLY SEEN STRANGER THINGS IN THE NEXUS.
• RESCUED KAITO FROM IMMINENT RAPE, AND PROCEEDED TO MAKE FUN OF HIM FOR BEING OVERLY EFFEMINATE. SOMEHOW THIS LED TO KAITO CHALLENGING HIM TO A DRINKING MATCH, WHICH DID NOT END WELL. NATURALLY.

OTHER JUNK

PLAYED BY VALYA, BECAUSE HER LOVE FOR THIS CHARACTER IS BORDERLINE OBSESSIVE. NAH, JUST KIDDIN'. (OR AM I? NAH, 4SRS, J/K)