WTF! SINCE WHEN DO WE HAVE A KOJIMA?

WE DON'T. YET. WOE BEFALL HIM IF HE SHOWS UP, 'CUZ HE'S GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO FOR FUCKING UP THE FOLLOWING CHARACTERS' LIVES:

SNAKE
RAIDEN
BIG BOSS
ROSE
OTACON
EMMA
OCELOT