PARRY HOTTER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4

AND HARRY DIES.

LOL

SO DOES DOBBY, HEDWIG, MAD-EYE MOODY, FRED, TONKS, REMUS, SNAPE, COLIN CREEVEY, TED TONKS, CRABBE, PETTIGREW, BELLATRIX LESTRANGE, VOLDYKINS, NAMELESS DEATHEATERS 1-75, AND THAT MUGGLE STUDIES PROFESSOR. BUT NONE OF THEM COME BACK TO LIFE BECAUSE THEY AREN'T ~SPECHUL~ ENOUGH.

SEE ALSO: POORLY WRITTEN OVERHYPED CHILDREN'S BOOKS WITH TERRIBLE PLOT, CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, AND SETTING.

OMG HOW. DARE. YOU. D8

LOL

WE HAVE THE FOLLOWING CHARACTERS:
HARRY
HERMIONE GRANGER
LUNA LOVEGOOD
NAKED TIME DUMBLEDORE
AND POSSIBLY SEVERUS SNAPE HAVEN'T DECIDED IF I'M KEEPING HIM AROUND OR NOT. PROBABLY WILL, THOUGH. I LOVE HIM.

WE NEED MOAR CHARACTERS, THOUGH! ESPECIALLY NEVILLE. :3