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HAPPY BONDAGE PONY SAILOR VIOLET'S TRUE NAME IS OF LITTLE CONSEQUENCE, LIKE A CHIPMUNK IN A FIELD OF SQUIRRELS.

CHARACTERS

MAINS
TEXAS (ALL THREE OF THEM)
MAGICAL SURGEON OF MAGICAL TRAUMA CENTER UNDER THE SPARKLE
LOTTA HART OF ACE ATTORNEY (ALL WAY TOO MANY OF THEM)

OTHER GUYS
MOZART
DR TRAN
CHUCK NORRIS
ONE OF THE PHOENIX WRIGHTS
THE SWINE FLU
THE NEW SOLID SNAKE FROM METAL GEAR SOLID
RON DELITE OF ACE ATTORNEY
SETSUNA OF MAJIN TANTEI NOUGAMI NEURO
KYLE HYDE OF HOTEL DUSK ROOM 215
YUGI OF YU-GI-OH! THE ABRIDGED SERIES
YAMI YUGI OF YU-GI-OH! THE ABRIDGES SERIES
NICHOLAS D. WOLFWOOD OF TRIGUN
JUDGE JUDY OF ... JUDGE JUDY
MR HUMPHRIES OF ARE YOU BEING SERVED?
AMY CHASE OF TRAUMA CENTER
LESLIE SEARS OF TRAUMA CENTER
VICTWHORE OF TRAUMA CENTER
MAJOR ZERO OF METAL GEAR SOLID
FENNEL
DIRECTOR HOFFMAN-BEAR OF TRAUMA CENTER
SKIRT PRIDE DAY
LUKE OF PROFESSOR LAYTON
OTA-SHOE
DEADLY POISONOUS ZANZIBAR HAMSTERS OF METAL GEAR SOLID
DOCTOR TRAN OF THE DOCTOR TRAN SERIES
GILDER OF SKIES OF ARCADIA
SUNNY OF METAL GEAR SOLID
MAGIC 8 BALL
DR COX OF SCRUBS
ADEL TULBA OF TRAUMA CENTER
PROFESSOR HARUKAWA OF MAJIN TANTEI NOUGAMI NEURO