FRICKNINJA

FRICKNINJA IS ADORABLE CREEPY STALKER THAT ONE ABRIDGING CHICK WHO'S IN EVERY VOICE PROJECT ON YOUTUBE BUT IS TOO DAMN LAZY TO PUT OUT EPISODE 2 OF HER OWNS SERIES. CLDR WAS HER FIRST LJ COMMUNITY AND SHE WILL ALWAYS BE HERE.

ALWAYS.

HER FAIL CHARACTERS INCLUDE:

• MAYA FEY - A HYPERACTIVE NINETEEN YEAR OLD WHO LOVES FOOD. OH AND SHE CAN CHANNEL DEAD PEOPLE.

• ATTORNEY!MAYA FEY - THE SAME HYPERACTIVE TEENAGE GIRL SEVEN YEARS LATER WITH A LAW DEGREE AND A LOVE OF ALCOHOL.

• DAMON GANT - POLICE CHIEF, SWIMMING ENTHUSIAST, RAPIST.

• MIA ARMANDO - KITTEN-TURNED-LITTLE-GIRL-TURNED-FRIGHTENING-YOUNG-WOMAN OC. DO NOT TAKE HER SERIOUSLY, SHE WAS ONLY CREATED FOR EPIC CUTE.

• ANGEL DUMOTT SCHUNARD - FUCKIN' FABULOUS DRAG QUEEN WHO CAN LAY A KILLER BEAT ON A PLASTIC PICKLE TUB.

• KANJI TATSUMI - FLAMING OH-MY-GOD LIKE ELTON JOHN STARRING IN THE BIRDCAGE-GAY PUNK WHO LIKES TO SEW PRETTY THINGS. I SEE WHUT U DID THAR, PANDA. >|

• PENNSYLVANIA - HE'S AMISH. AND HE'S MARRIED TO NEW JERSEY. 8| PITY HIM.

• SHILO WALLACE - A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD SHUT IN WITH FOUR FRIENDS TO HER NAME AND LOOKING FOR HER DADDY.

• GRAVEROBBER - CREEPY SEXY ASS SINGING DRUG DEALER.

• MARNI HATHAWAY (WALLACE) - SHILO'S DEAD MOMMY BEFORE SHE WAS HER DEAD MOMMY.

• TFS!NAPPA - HE SUNK YOUR BATTLE SHIP. AND YOUR WHALES.

THAT'S ABOUT IT.

ALSO SHE'S VALYA'S BITCH BETA MOD BITCH AND YOU KNOW IT. WTF?

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HEY EDWARD MAN, THIS DOESN'T LOOK AS SHITTY AS UR LJ HAHAAAA - EMMETT