THE FAGGOT TREE IS A MULTICOLORED TREE WHICH BEARS MIGHTY, POWERFUL FRUIT.

THIS FRUIT WILL MAKE YOU GAY, STRAIGHT, IMPOTENT, OR LOVE BUNDLES OF STICKS.

HE'S ALSO A PRETTY GOOD CONVERSATIONALIST.

FIRST ARRIVAL: JUNE 29, 2008
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DURING THE FAGGOT TREE'S FIRST GROWTH, THE FOLLOWING THINGS HAPPENED TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE:

GILGAMESH: ATE SO MUCH FRUIT, HE TURNED INTO A GIRL.
DEATH THE KID: TURNED GAY FOR SOUL EATER.
YOUNG LINK: TURNED GAY FOR GILGAMESH.
BIG BOSS: TURNED GAYER FOR SNAKE AND RAIDEN. GOD, THAT WAS A GOOD TIME.
EMMA: TURNED GAY AND HAD LEZBEEN RELATIONS WITH THEN-NIA AND RENGE.
RAIDEN: TURNED STRAIGHTER FOR ROSE.
ALLEN: TURNED GAY FOR LAVI.
RONON: BECAME ULTRA-FRIENDLY AND HAPPY AND SMILEY AND HUGGY AND FULL OF FLOWERS AND RAINBOWS.

I MIGHT HAVE MISSED SOME. FEEL FREE TO EDIT AS YOU SEE FIT.

HE'S PLAYED BY SAKKI.