ETNA

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ETNA IS FROM DISGAEA, THOUGH SHE IS THE UNDISPUTED GREATEST CHARACTER FROM ANYTHING EVER.
SHE IS A LEATHER-CLAD DEMONESS WHO HAS EXPLODING PENGUINS FOR MINIONS, LOVES SWEETS ENOUGH TO SEND SAID MINIONS ON SUICIDE MISSIONS FOR THEM, AND WEARS A BRA SHAPED LIKE THE BATMAN SYMBOL. AWESOME.
CRAZEDNINJA MAY DROP HER FOR FUTURE!ETNA, BUT DON'T TELL HER THAT OR SHE'LL KILL HIM!

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SEX SLAVE LOVER

VYERS
VYERS IS ACTUALLY KING KRICHEVSKOY, A MAGNIFICENT OVERLORD WHO ETNA HAD A GINORMOUS CRUSH ON, DESPITE EVERYONE IN THE FANDOM DENYING THIS SCIENTIFIC FACT. FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM ONCE AGAIN AFTER THEY BOTH ATE SOME RAINBOW COOKIES.

SON (FROM THE FUTURE)

KAVACHI
BORN ABOUT 600 YEARS FROM NOW, KAVACHI TRAVELED BACK IN TIME WITH A TERRIBLE SECRET. ETNA DISCOVERED THIS SECRET, AND FRANKLY SHE DOESN'T CARE. WHETHER OR NOT CLDR'S ETNA ACTUALLY IS THE SAME ETNA WHO GIVES BIRTH TO THIS KID, I DON'T KNOW. PROBABLY NOT. THE CONTINUITY'S SCREWED ANYWAY.

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LAHARL
THE PRODUCT OF KRICHEVSKOY'S MARRIAGE TO THAT FILTHY HUMAN WOMAN. OKAY, ETNA DOESN'T REALLY FEEL THAT MUCH RESENTMENT TOWARD HIM ANYMORE. SHE DOESN'T CARE, REALLY. MUCH LIKE HOW SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT MANY THINGS.

GROSS OLD HUMAN

SNAKE
ETNA SERIOUSLY WANTS TO KNOW WHY THIS GUY CAN'T KEEP HIS CLOTHES ON. SHE DEMANDS AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS BULLSHIT!

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KAMINA