england
[[england]] last edit on
Feb 21, 2009
5:52 PM
by Anonymous
BLOODY HELL, IT'S THE GREATEST COUNTRY EVAR
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THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC VERSION OF THE UNITED KINGDOM, FROM THE ONLINE COMIC/SOON-TO-BE ANIME AXIS_POWERS:_HETALIA.
INFO
NATION'S NAME: THE UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND
CAPITAL: LONDON
LANGUAGE: ENGLISH
NATIONAL FLOWER: NARCISSUS, TUDOR ROSE
BIRTHDAY: UNKNOWN
HUMAN NAME: ARTHUR KIRKLAND
HEIGHT: 175CM
AGE: 23 (APPEARANCE)
A RAINY EMPIRE THAT WAS ONCE A PIRATE, NOW A GENTLEMAN.
WAS A SUBORDINATE OF FRANCE, BUT AFTER TAKING THE TOP HALF OF FRANCE'S LAND AND GETTING VIOLENT WITH HIM, IT'S SPOILED THEIR RELATIONSHIP AND NOW THEY'RE FIGHTING BUDDIES.
AS A FORMER PIRATE, HE USED TO TORMENT SPAIN AND SET UP COLONIES HERE AND THERE AND EVERYWHERE. HE WAS A PRETTY VIOLENT LITTLE BOY.
IS CYNICAL, HATES TO LOOSE AND IS SLIGHTLY OBSTINATE.
SEEMS TO BE COLD AT FIRST, BUT IS SURPRISINGLY DEVOTED TO SOMEONE IF HE BECOMES FRIENDS WITH THAT PERSON.
HAS A REAL POTTY MOUTH, BUT IS NOT A BAD GUY.
LOVES SPIRITS/GHOSTS, FAERIES, MAGIC AND LEGENDS TO THE POINT WHERE HE HAS A LIST OF SPIRITUAL RESIDENTS AS WELL AS GHOST TOURS.
ALSO, IS A NATION THAT KEEPS APPEARING ON THE NEWS FOR STUPID SEX ACTS.
... ALL IN ALL, HE'S RATHER STEREOTYPICALLY BRITISH. TEA AND CRUMPETS, ANYONE? ALSO, HIS COOKING IS GREAT. SOD OFF.
RELATIONSHIPS AND SUCH
CONTENT. THEY DON'T HAVE A MAJOR FRIENDSHIP OR ANYTHING GOING ON, BUT ENGLAND IS DECENT WITH GERMANY. THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE DRINKING BUDDIES.
ENGLAND IS CONTENT WITH ITALY, TOO. HE MOST LIKELY GETS PUSHED INTO PLAYING GAMES WITH ITALY, WHICH HE DOESN'T MIND IN PARTICULAR.
ENEMY. THEY ARGUE. CONSTANTLY. ALL OF THE TIME. YET THEY WILL MOST LIKELY END UP BEING DRUNK AND HALF-NAKED TOGETHER.
PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER TWO.
THE ONLY THING THAT INTERESTS ENGLAND ABOUT AUSTRIA IS THE FACT THAT AUSTRIA HAS A TOWN CALLED "FUCKING".
YOU AREN'T A COUNTRY, GET OVER IT. SEALAND IS ENGLAND'S ... SORT OF SON. HE'S A NATION THAT ENGLAND BUILT HIMSELF.
PLAYED BY THE WONDERFUL BRIT, KATIE.