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ELISE RENAULT




WHEN IL PALAZZO DECIDED TO BRING IN OCS TO PERFORM MENIAL LABOR FOR THE DRESSINGROOM, THIS CHARACTER'S MUN DECIDED TO SNEAK HER IN ELISE WAS MISTAKENLY DRAGGED IN WITH THE REST OF THE LOT. SHE HAS SINCE CONSIDERED THE ENTIRE MESS A TREMENDOUS INCONVENIENCE.

CHARACTER HISTORY


BACK IN HER OWN WORLD OF NIUHEIMAR (WHICH IS A FUCKING WEIRD PLACE MADE OF NORSE MYTHOLOGY AND MAGICAL FLYING CONTINENTS), ELISE WAS AN AGENT IN THE MILITARY, OPERATING AS BOTH A STILT FRAME PILOT (FRAMES BEING FOUR METER TALL SUITS OF ARMOR, BASICALLY) AND AS PERSONAL HOUSECARL TO THE CHIEF MINISTER, ARLA ALLASTER. CONVENIENTLY, ELISE AND ARLA ALSO HAPPENED TO BE FUCKING MAD FOR EACH OTHER IN THE GAYEST AND MOST ROMANTIC POSSIBLE TERMS. SAYING MUCH ELSE WOULD RESULT IN MAD SPOILERS (SEE BELOW), BUT SUFFICE IT TO SAY THAT SHE USED TO BE AN UNWILLING AGENT IN A MUCH MORE SINISTER PLAN, AND REGRETS IT GREATLY.

WTF, EYES?


ELISE IS NOT ACTUALLY HUMAN. WELL SHE IS, BUT NOT LIKE US 'HUMAN.' NIUHEIMAR HAS THREE SUBSPECIES OF HUMANS: COMMON HOMO SAPIENS, OR AESIR, THE TALLER AND MORE ROBUST JOTUN, AND THE SLIMMER AND VIRTUALLY EXTINCT VANIR. ELISE JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE ONE OF THE FEW REMAINING VANIR, AND THAT BECOMES PLAINLY OBVIOUS GIVEN THAT SHE'S BARELY FIVE AND A HALF FEET TALL AND RIGHT AT 100 LBS DESPITE BEING IN HER TWENTIES, THAT SHE HAS DARK BLUE HAIR, AND THAT HER EYES HAVE THIS ODD SPARKLY SHIMMER FROM THE FACT THAT HER PEOPLE'S HOMELAND WAS VERY DIMLY LIT.

MIND BULLETS, LULZ


VANIR ALSO STAND APART FROM AESIR AND JOTUN IN THE FACT THAT THEY MAKE UP FOR A LACK OF PHYSICAL PROWESS WITH WHAT IS KNOWN AS 'INFLUENCE.' AT FIRST GLANCE, IT SEEMS LIKE JOE GENERIC PSYCHIC NONSENSE. IN SIMPLEST TERMS, HOWEVER, IT WAS AN EVOLUTIONARY DEVELOPMENT OF THE VANIR RESULTING FROM LIVING IN A PLACE WHERE THE ANCIENT DEAD GATHERED. VANIR CAN INTERACT WITH DEAD VANIR, AND SOMETIMES COMMUNICATE TELEPATHICALLY AMONGST OTHERS OF THEIR SPECIES (WHICH, FOR THE SAKE OF CL_DR, IS ABSOLUTELY IRRELEVANT, LOL). WHEN INTERACTING WITH OTHER RACES, HOWEVER, INFLUENCE ESSENTIALLY WORKS AS THE VANIR IMPRINTING A STATE OF MIND ONTO ANOTHER PERSON, USUALLY THE VANIR'S SAME STATE OF MIND, BUT CAPABLE INDIVIDUALS CAN MANIPULATE WHAT IS IMPRINTED (I.E. CAUSING AN OPPONENT UNDUE FEAR).

ELISE PREFERS NOT TO USE INFLUENCE ON OTHERS, AS ABUSE OF THE POWER WHEN INTERACTING WITH THE AESIR AND JOTUN RESULTED IN A REVOLT AGAINST AND THE NEAR EXTINCTION OF THE VANIR IN ANCIENT TIMES. PLUS SHE SIMPLY FINDS IT DISTASTEFUL. HOWEVER, IT CAN SLIP OUT AT TIMES IF SHE'S WORKED UP ENOUGH.

IN CL_DR


ELISE HAS BASICALLY JUST TRIED TO DO HER BEST TO GET BY, OCCASIONALLY PONDERING METHODS OF ESCAPE, BUT MOSTLY SIMPLY INTERACTING WITH OTHER DENIZENS OF THE DRESSINGROOM AND TRYING TO MAKE WHAT FRIENDS SHE CAN HERE. SHE DOES, HOWEVER, MISS ARLA TERRIBLY, AND IT IS NOT UNCOMMON FOR HER TO BECOME DEPRESSED, ESPECIALLY WHEN SEEING OTHER DRESSINGROOM DENIZENS LOOKING FOR LOVE OF THEIR OWN. DURING A RECENT STROLL BY THE FOURTH WALL, ELISE HAPPENED TO LOOK THROUGH A HOLE IN THE WALL AND NOTICE AN AUTHOR-REVISED HER TAKING HER PLACE IN THE GOINGS-ON OF HER WORLD. CONTENT THAT THERE IS STILL A HER IN HER WORLD TO KEEP IT FROM ENDING AND TO MAKE ARLA HAPPY, SHE HAS SINCE COME TO EMBRACE CL_DR (AND SINGLEHOOD) WITH OPEN ARMS.

IMPORTANT RELATIONSHIPS


  • ELISE TENDS TO GET ON WELL WITH THE METAL GEAR SOLID CAST IN GENERAL, OR AT LEAST TRIES TO, GIVEN THEIR GENERAL SHARED HISTORY AS SOLDIERS. SHE ESPECIALLY FEELS A COMMON GROUND WITH THE SNAKES FOR REASONS THAT ARE SPOILERY, LULZ.

  • SPEAKING OF WHICH, ELISE WOULD PROBABLY CONSIDER SNAKE ONE OF HER CLOSEST FRIENDS WITHIN THE DRESSINGROOM. THEY SEEM TO GET ALONG QUITE WELL.

  • BIG BOSS WAS ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO PROPERLY INTRODUCE THEMSELVES TO ELISE UPON HER ARRIVAL, AND THAT COMBINED WITH HIS APPARENT INTEREST IN HER WORLD HAS LED HER TO RESPECT HIM IMMENSELY.

  • SHE LIKES TO ANTAGONIZE OCELOT AND VOLGIN, THE NATURE OF WHICH TENDS TO WAFFLE BETWEEN FRIENDLY RIBBING AND GENUINE DISTASTE FOR THEIR UNPROFESSIONAL BEHAVIOR AS HIGH-RANKING MILITARY MEN.

  • SHE'S HEARD SOMETHING OR OTHER ABOUT IL PALAZZO'S RULES REGARDING OCS, BUT GIVEN THE FACT THAT SHE WAS ALREADY SOMEONE'S SLAVE BACK IN HER WORLD, SHE TRIES TO AVOID DRAWING HIS IRE IN ORDER TO SKIRT AROUND THOSE RULES. HELL, SHE DOESN'T EVEN FULLY KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.

  • ELISE'S EYES SPARKLE BECAUSE SHE USES THEM TO SEE IN THE DARK, LIKE A CAT. EDWARD CULLEN'S WHOLE BODY SPARKLES FOR NO APPARENT FUCKING REASON. SHE HATES HIM IRRATIONALLY FOR THIS.

  • KAMINA IS ALWAYS FUCKING PUNCHING HER AND SHE HATES IT. ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING HOW MUCH BIGGER HE IS AND THE FACT THAT HE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE SO SHE CANNOT DODGE IT. SHE MIGHT WELL HURT HIM IF HE DOES IT AGAIN.

  • RAIDEN SEEMS LIKE AN OKAY GUY, IF NOT A LITTLE DEPRESSING AND DRUNK EVERY TIME HE'S AROUND. BUT SNAKE PUTS UP WITH HIM, SO HE CAN'T BE ALL BAD, RIGHT?

  • RONON DEX TRIED TO GET HER TO EAT SEMEN-BASED RECIPES ONCE AND SHE'S BEEN WEIRDED OUT BY HIM EVER SINCE. LIKE, A LOT.

  • RIZA HAWKEYE IS A FELLOW HUMORLESS GUN-TOTING FEMALE SOLDIER. FOR THAT, ELISE HAS MUCH RESPECT FOR HER, AND WOULD PROBABLY GET ALONG WELL WITH HER.

  • CONVERSELY, SHE CAN DO NOTHING ELSE BUT PITY LUNAMARIA HAWKE AND HER HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE AIM. ELISE ACTUALLY HAS A HARD TIME BELIEVING LUNAMARIA IS THE RANK SHE CLAIMS TO BE, AND HAS EVEN MORE PITY FOR THE WORLD SHE COMES FROM IF IT REALLY IS TRUE.

  • DESPITE THINKING HIM A BIT OF A LUSH AFTER FIRST MEETING HIM IN A BAR, ELISE HAS COME TO REGARD KAVACHI AS SOMETHING OF A FRIEND, ESPECIALLY IN THE WAKE OF THE WHOLE HAL DEBACLE.

  • LOL SPAMMING YER WIKI .3. SHE ALSO HAS A VERY SEXY GIRLFRIEND BY THE NAME OF MAYA FEY. THE ATTORNEY ONE, NOT THE TEENAGER. PERVS.


THIS CHARACTER'S MUN NEEDED A PLACE TO GET A FEEL FOR WRITING HER CHARACTER AS PART OF PREPARATION FOR AN UPCOMING NOVEL HE HOPES TO WRITE. THAT WAS HER ORIGINAL REASON FOR APPEARING IN CL_DR IN THE FIRST PLACE. SINCE THEN HOWEVER, SUBSEQUENT REVISIONS IN BOTH THE BOOK'S PLOT AND CHARACTERIZATION HAVE RESULTED IN THE ELISE PRESENTED HERE BEING A SIGNIFICANTLY OUTDATED AND SLIGHTLY OOC RENDITION. SINCE THE MUN HAS HAD A LOT OF FUN PLAYING HER HOWEVER, THIS DRAFT!ELISE WILL REMAIN IN THE DRESSINGROOM INTACT.

HECK, IT HELPS AVOID SPOILERS, IF NOTHING ELSE!