DIST THE REAPER. DIST THE ROSE. DIST THE RUNNY. ALL ALIAS EXCEPT FOR THE RUNNY, D-DAMNIT JADE MY NOSE DOESN'T RUN!!! OF SAPHIR WYON NEIS, FROM THE VIDEO GAME TALES OF THE ABYSS.
DIST IS A GENIUS, PURE AND SIMPLE. IN HIS YOUNGER YEARS HE ALONG WITH JADE, DEVELOPED A PROCESS CALLED FOMICRY. WHICH ESSENTIALLY IS REPLICATION OF FONONS INTO AN INDEPENDENT COPY OF PEOPLE/ANIMALS/LOCATIONS. YEAH, THAT NEBILIM REPLICA? SHE WAS THE FIRST REPLICA MADE BY JADE, OF THEIR PROFESSOR THAT JADE JADE NEARLY KILLED.
AFTER JADE GAVE UP FOMICRY AND PUT A MANDATED CEASE AND DESIST ORDER, DIST BECAME A GOD-GENERAL OF THE ORDER OF LORELEI. HE HONESTLY COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THE AMBITIONS OF MOHS OR VAN, ALL HE WAS INTERESTED IN WAS THE RESEARCH DATA OF FOMICY AND NEBILIM'S DATA SO HE COULD MAKE A REPLICA THAT WASN'T HOMICIDAL LOL. ALSO, HE'S A FAGGOT THAT WANTED JADE'S ATTENTION.
DIST IS A NARCISSISTIC, WHINY, LONG-WINDED FOOL. FOR SRS. HE OFTEN DETAILS PLANS TO HURT/MAIM/KILL JADE WHICH HE'D NEVER DO SINCE HE SEKRITLY LOVES HIM ALOUD FOR ALL TO HEAR. AND MOST OFTEN SUCH PLANS INVOLVE THE USAGE OF HIS FON MACHINES RATHER THAN HE HIMSELF, BECAUSE HE DISLIKES ACTUALLY FIGHTING.
DIST IS PLAYED BY KATE.


TOTALLY FUCKING HAPPENED IN GAME. TRUFAX. TALES OF THE ABYSS IS FUCKIN GANGSTA, YO. PLAY IT 'FORE I CHOKE A BITCH.