MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!

AND PARANORMAL INVESTIGATION IS TOO A LEGITIMATE FIELD OF STUDY!

ZIM WAS HERE DON'T LISTEN TO DIB I'M NOT AN ALIEN

HEY! STOP SABOTAGING MY PAGE, ZIM! YOU ARE TOO AN ALIEN! I MEAN JUST LOOK AT YOU! YOUR HEAD IS ALL GREEN!

I WAS JUST TELLING THEM THE TRUTH, DIB. AND IT'S A SKIN CONDITION!

NO! YOU'RE FEEDING THEM HORRIBLE LIES! AND YOU CAN'T HIDE BEHIND THAT EXCUSE FOREVER, ZIM!

I'M NOT FEEDING THEM ANYTHING, DIB. WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND YOUR STUPID HUMAN SPEECH FIGURES??

IT MEANS TO STOP LYING TO THEM, ZIM! JEEZ, WHAT IS IT WITH YOU TAKING EVERYTHING I SAY SO LITERALLY?

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. YOU HUMANS AND YOUR WORDS. SOMEDAY YOUR TONGUE IS GOING TO FALL OUT FROM TALKING TOO MUCH, DIB.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THERE'S NO WAY I TALK MORE THAN YOU, ZIM.

I TALK EXACTLY THE RIGHT AMOUNT!

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DIB REALLY LOOKS UP TO ALFRED, SINCE HE'S THE ONLY PERSON TO ACTUALLY BELIEVE HIM AND THINK OF WAYS TO HELP HIM CATCH ZIM. HE ALSO CONSIDERS HIM TO BE PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY INTELLIGENT ADULT HE'S EVER MET (NOT COUNTING HIS DAD, OF COURSE).

AND DIB HATES ZIM. A LOT. BUT HE ADMITS THAT WITHOUT ZIM, HIS LIFE WOULD PROBABLY BE A LOT MORE BORING.