COOKING MAMA

WHAT? SERIOUSLY?

IT'S A COOKING SIMULATION GAME USED TO TEACH YOUNG GAMER GIRLS THEIR RIGHTFUL PLACE IS IN THE VIRTUAL KITCHEN. MUCH LIKE PLAYING GUITAR HERO DOES NOT MAKE YOU A ROCK GOD, PLAYING COOKING MAMA WILL NOT MAKE YOU AN IRON CHEF. IT DOES, HOWEVER, HAVE AN AMAZING ABILITY TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT BECAUSE YOU APPARENTLY AREN'T SKILLED ENOUGH AT FILLING CUPS WITH WATER TO GET A GOLD MEDAL.

THE TITULAR STAR OF THE GAMES IS MAMA.