THE CHARACTERS THROWN INTO THIS CRAZY MESS SEEM TO BE FIXATED ON ORGANIZING THEMSELVES INTO VARIOUS UNITS FOR SOME REASON. LISTED BELOW ARE THE VARIOUS UNITS OF CLDR MEMBERS:

THE SOS BRIGADE

LEADER: HARUHI SUZUMIYA/HARUKI SUZUMIYA
PURPOSE: TO FIND ALIENS, TIME TRAVELERS, AND ESPERS AND HAVE FUN WITH THEM!

THE BRIGADE IS PROBABLY THE MOST WELL KNOWN OF CLDR'S CLUBS. HARUHI IS ALWAYS READY TO RECRUIT NEW MEMBERS-ODDS ARE YOU'LL EVENTUALLY JOIN WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT! MORE INFORMATION IS AVAILABLE AT ITS PAGE.

THE ORDER OF BLACK KNIGHTS

LEADER: ZERO
PURPOSE: TO FIGHT INJUSTICE AND PROTECT PEOPLE WHO CAN'T PROTECT THEMSELVES, THOUGH ZERO DOUBTLESSLY HAS A MORE EVIL MOTIVE. THE MEMBERS PILOT GIANT MECHS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! TO FIND EMPERORS, GOVERNORS, AND DIPLOMATS AND OVERTHROW THEM!

SOCIETY FOR THE PROMOTION OF ELFISH WELFARE (S.P.E.W.)

LEADER: HERMIONE GRANGER
PURPOSE: TO FREE HOUSE ELVES AND END SLAVERY IN CLDR ONCE AND FOR ALL. IT ONLY COSTS TWO SICKLES TO BUY A BADGE, BUT HERMIONE IS WILLING TO COMPROMISE SINCE IT'S UNLIKELY THAT ANY OF YOU HAVE WIZARDING CURRENCY. DON'T CALL IT 'SPEW' OR YOU WILL INVOKE HER WRATH. TO FIND ELVES, NEGROES, AND INFERIOR BEINGS, AND RELEASE THEM FROM SLAVERY!

THE DARK SIDE

LEADER: DARTH VADER
PURPOSE: TO EAT COOKIES. ALSO, BE BADASS WITH LIGHTSABERS, TAUNT THE GOODIE GOODIES, AND BE ALL DRAMATIC. IT'S A FUN CLUB, REALLY! TO FIND JEDI, EWOKS, AND REBELS, AND ANNIHILATE THEM!

PHILANTHROPY

LEADER: TECHNICALLY NASTASHA ROMANENKO, BUT SNAKE IN CLDR
PURPOSE: TO RID THE WORLD OF METAL GEARS AND OVERTHROW THOSE GODDAMN PATRIOTS. TO FIND REXES, RAYS, AND GEKKOS AND PLAY WITH THEM TAKE PICTURES OF THEM!

OUTER HEAVEN

LEADER: BIG BOSS
PURPOSE: AN ORGANIZATION DEDICATED TO EXULTING THE SOLDIER AND PROVING TO THE WORLD THAT THEY ARE NOT MERELY PAWNS TO LEADERS. ALSO HAS MANY NUKES. DON'T TELL SNAKE. HE GETS CRANKY. TO FIND NUKES, METAL GEARS, AND SOLDIERS, AND USE THEM!

PARADISE LOST RESISTANCE

LEADER: TOTALLY CENSORED BY THE PATRIOTS
PURPOSE: TO OVERTHROW THE PATRIOTS ONCE AND FOR ALL. DAMN THEM TO HELL! TO FIND PATRIOTS, AIS, AND ARSENAL GEARS, AND DESTROY THEM!
SECRET FACT: RAIDEN IS A SUPER SECRET NINJA AGENT FOR THIS ORGANIZATION, BUT NO ONE ACTUALLY KNOWS THIS EXCEPT FOR HIM.

SPETSNAZ (OCELOT UNIT)

LEADER: REVOLVER OCELOT
PURPOSE: TO FIND VAMPIRES, CYBORGS, AND SHAPE SHIFTERS AND HAVE FUN WITH THEM!

DAI GURREN DAN

LEADER: SIMON
PURPOSE: TO SHATTER THE HEAVENS, AND GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE! ALSO TO DEFEAT THE ANTI SPIRALS. TO FIND ANTI SPIRALS, BEASTMEN, AND MUGAN, AND SHATTER THEM WITH OUR DRILS!

AKATSUKI

LEADER: TOBI FOR NOW
PURPOSE: ERR...

THE BLACK ORDER

LEADER: CROSS MARIAN/FROI TIEDOLL/KOMUI LEE/OTHER PEOPLE THAT AREN'T IN THE DR.
PURPOSE: TO DESTROY THE MILLENNIUM EARL

ORGANIZATION XIII

LEADER: XEMNAS, WHO IS CURRENTLY INACTIVE.
PURPOSE: TO GET THEIR HEARTS BACK. EXCEPT, SOME OF THEM ALREADY HAVE HEARTS NOW, SO I HAVE NO CLUE.

THE OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB

LEADER: TAMAKI SUOH
'MANAGER': ...RENGE HOUSHAKUJI?
PURPOSE: TO ENTERTAIN THE FEMALE POPULACE OF THE DRESSING ROOM AND IN GENERAL BE A MEDDLING NUISANCE IN THE AFFAIRS OF ITS RESIDENTS.