AS WELL AS BEING THE REAL TIME HANGOUT OF US CRUISE CONTROLAHOLICS, THE CHAT IS ALSO HOME TO ALL KINDS OF CRACK THAT DOESN'T LEAK ONTO LJ, BUT REALLY SHOULD SOMETIMES.

THIS CRACK INCLUDES:

• THE FAMILY OF URYUU ISHIDA, ATTORNEY!MAYA FEY, MR. R, LOTTA HART (THE LOLI VERSION), AND LUFFY.
• LIL' LOTTA ALSO ENGAGES IN GAME OF QUESTIONABLE APPROPRIATENESS WITH HER DOLLS, SOMETIMES WITH NIGAITO.
• FENNEL LIGHTS KIZAITO ON FIRE AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY AS OPPOSED TO ONLY AT OCCASIONAL OPPORTUNITIES.
• SHOU TUCKER/FENNEL.
• WEST VIRGINIA IS ADDICTED TO OXYCONTIN AND METH. LIES, ALL LIES, I TELL YOU THE FIRST STEP IS ADMITTING YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. THERE IS NO FIRST STEP BECAUSE THERE IS NO PROBLEM AHA! I'M AFRAID YOUR DOUBLE DENIAL HAS LED TO PROOF POSITIVE; YOU GAVE YOURSELF AWAY!
• KENTUCKY LOOKS A LITTLE BIT LIKE GEORGE CLOONEY.
• HAL AND BLOODY AFRO LOTTA HART SHENANIGANS ALWAYS END IN SEXYTIEMS WAIT THIS IS CANON
• SAEKI KATSUYA, WITH A MIGHTY YELL OF "SPECTACLE ASSHOLE POWAAAAAAH~ MAKE UP!" CAN TURN INTO SAILOR KATSUYA. HE AND MAGICAL SURGEON SPARKLE BATTLE OVER, LITERALLY, WHO HAS CLAIM TO MR. R'S ASS. (R, AS IS TO BE EXPECTED, IS NOT EXACTLY PLEASED ABOUT THIS.)
• VALYA DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS PENIS.
• DAMON GANT AND MR. R ARE THE DOTING, LOVING PARENTS OF RLY LIL LOTTA. KAITO AND URYUU ISHIDA LIVE WITH THEM FOR SOME REASON. ALSO, MR. R IS THE MOE WIFE.
• GANT AND MR. R HAVING SEXYFUNTIEMS ON THE KITCHEN TABLE.
• SADO WANTING TO SHAVE THE CAT (AKA FRICKNINJA).
• TEXAS HAS PROPOSED TO WEST VIRGINIA AT LEAST TWICE, AND SHE'S PRETTY FED UP WITH IT AND WANTS HIM TO PROPOSE IN FOR REAL PRETENDY FUN TIEMS.
• BISON KIDNAPPED LIL' LOTTA AND BRAINWASHED HER INTO THE ALMOST PERFECT ADORABLE CHILD SOLDIER AND MR. R CRIES CONSTANTLY OVER IT. GANT ISN'T HAPPY EITHER.
• URYUU NEVER WINS. ALSO, HE OWES MR. R $10,000.
• BROKEN PENIS PARTIES.
• THERE WILL ONE DAY BE A CLDR ROAD TRIP IN A VW VAN, WHEREIN LOTTA DRIVES, VALYA NAVIGATES, FRICK AND DAWN SHARE THE BACKSEAT AND SADO RIDES ON THE ROOF. THEY WILL PICK UP EVERY OTHER PLAY ALONG THE WAY, AND IT WILL BE A RAINBOW CARAVAN. THEY WILL NOT TURN BACK UNTIL THEY REACH CANADA AND TAKE A PICTURE WITH A MOUNTIE.
• MISS H HAS A COURT RECORD.
• SHE ALSO RANDOMLY BURSTS INTO SONG, WHICH HAS LEAD URYUU TO THINK SHE IS INSANE.
• EVERYONE IS AN AVID BILLY MAYS FAN.