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[[box]] last edit on
Dec 1, 2008
11:17 AM
by Anonymous
BOX
THE REAL HERO OF THE METAL GEAR SOLID SERIES.
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH DITTO.
BOX
DITTO
BOX USERS
BOX QUOTES
DONE :D
FROM SNAKE:
SNAKE: THE CARDBOARD BOX THAT YOU HAVE IS IDEAL FOR FOOLING YOUR ENEMIES. IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT TOOL FOR INFILTRATION MISSIONS.
RAIDEN: REALLY?
SNAKE: OF COURSE. I CAN'T BEGIN TO COUNT THE NUMBER OF AGENTS WHOSE LIVES WERE SAVED BY A CARDBOARD BOX...
RAIDEN: YOU MEAN EVERYONE'S USING THEM?
SNAKE: LOOK, I'M NOT EXAGGERATING WHEN I SAY THE SUCCESS OF YOUR MISSION HINGES ON HOW YOU USE THAT CARDBOARD BOX. BUT IN THE END, A CARDBOARD BOX IS ONLY MADE OF PAPER. HANDLE IT WITH CARE OR IT WON'T BE OF MUCH USE TO YOU. DON'T THINK OF IT AS JUST ANOTHER BOX. TREAT IT WITH LOVE... DON'T BE ROUGH. OKAY?
FROM RAIDEN:
CONVERSATION ONERAIDEN: PLISKIN, I SAW SOMEONE WEARING A CARDBOARD BOX JUST NOW.
PLISKIN: A BOX? I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. YOU SURE YOU WEREN'T IMAGINING THINGS?
RAIDEN: OF COURSE I'M SURE. DO YOU THINK IT'S ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF DEAD CELL?
PLISKIN: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
RAIDEN: I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT SOMEONE LIKE THAT...
PLISKIN: WHY NOT?
RAIDEN: BECAUSE IT LOOKED SO DUMB. ANYONE WHO'S WILLING TO BE SEEN LIKE THAT MUST BE COMPLETELY INSANE. I MEAN, HE'S A PSYCHO; THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.
PLISKIN: ... UM... YEAH....
CONVERSATION TWO
ROSE: WHAT... I-I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
RAIDEN: ER... IT'S A DISGUISE.
ROSE: A DISGUISE? WHAT KIND OF DISGUISE?
RAIDEN: WELL, I WAS HOPING I COULD USE IT KIND OF LIKE CAMOUFLAGE... YOU KNOW, FOOL THE ENEMY INTO THINKING I WAS A BOX...
ROSE: YOU'D HAVE TO BE AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT TO BE FOOLED BY THAT!
RAIDEN: YEAH, MAYBE, BUT THERE ARE MORE IDIOTS IN THIS WORLD THAN YOU THINK.
ROSE: ... YOU MEAN LIKE YOU? NEVER MIND. ANYWAY, GOOD LUCK! YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED IT WITH THAT STUPID BOX ON YOUR HEAD!
FROM BIG BOSS:
SIGINT: "UH, SNAKE...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
SNAKE: "I'M IN A BOX."
SIGINT: "A CARDBOARD BOX? WHY ARE YOU...?"
SNAKE: "I DUNNO. I WAS JUST LOOKING AT IT, AND SUDDENLY I GOT THIS IRRESISTIBLE URGE TO GET INSIDE. NO, NOT AN URGE - MORE THAN THAT. IT WAS MY DESTINY TO BE HERE; IN THE BOX."
SIGINT: "DESTINY...?"
SNAKE: "YEAH. AND THEN WHEN I PUT IT ON, I SUDDENLY GOT THIS FEELING OF INNER PEACE. I CAN'T PUT IT INTO WORDS. I FEEL...SAFE. LIKE THIS IS WHERE I WAS MEANT TO BE. LIKE I'D FOUND THE KEY TO TRUE HAPPINESS. ... DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?"
SIGINT: "NOT EVEN A LITTLE."
SNAKE: "YOU SHOULD COME INSIDE THE BOX... THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I MEAN."
SIGINT: "MAN, I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! BETWEEN YOU AND PARA-MEDIC, IS EVERYONE BUT ME THAT IS HOOKED UP WITH THE MAJOR STRANGE!?"
SNAKE: "..."
SIGINT: "YEAH, WELL, ANYWAY, I SUPPOSE EVEN THAT DUMBASS BOX MIGHT MAKE A DECENT DISGUISE IF YOU WEAR IT INSIDE A BUILDING."
SNAKE-IN-A-BOX
ONE: CUT A HOLE IN A BOX
TWO: PUT YOUR SNAKE IN THAT BOX
THREE: MAKE
FOUR: ????
FIVE: PROFIT!
AND THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT
PRINCESS LEARNS TO BOX
