BERT MCCRACKEN IS THE LEAD SINGER FOR THE BITCHIN'-EST BAND EVER, THE USED. HE ALSO PLAYS PIANO, THE TRUMPET, AND GUITAR.

HE USED TO BE A GYMNAST. SO HE CAN DO FLIPS AND SHIT.

HE'S ALSO VERY FLEXIBLE.

DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO PUT, SO HERE'S A PICTURE OF BERT BEING AWESOME. AND GAY. GAWSOME.



AND ALSO HE IS VERY SEXY. HE IS THE SEXIEST MAN HERE, ASIDE FROM HOUSE.

BERT MCCRACKEN ALSO SOMETIMES GOES BY BETTY, AND THERE'S ONE LOSER *COUGH* DEX *COUGH* CALLS
HIM BITCH.


BERT MCCRACKEN'S MIDDLE NAME IS 'FUCKING'. BERT FUCKING MCCRACKEN. TRU FAX.