GAY FOR SNAKE

BEING GAY FOR SNAKE IS A COMMON SYMPTOM OF CAPSLOCK DRESSING ROOM LIFE. HOWEVER, NOT ALL CAPSLOCK DRESSING ROOM MEMBERS ARE GAY FOR SNAKE. THIS IS A LIE. EVERYONE IN ALL EXISTANCE IS GAY FOR SNAKE. NO EXCEPTIONS.

STRAIGHT FOR SNAKE

THIS HAPPENS SOMETIMES, TOO

EXCEPTIONS

BIG BOSS- BIG BOSS IS NOT GAY FOR HIS CLONE SON, BUT WOULD NOT TURN DOWN A THREESOME WITH SNAKE AND IKE. HOWEVER, SNAKE WOULD NEVER APPROVE OF SUCH A THREESOME. UPDATE: BIG BOSS WAS GAY FOR SNAKE FROM EATING THE FRUIT OF THE FAGGOT TREE. SINCE THE FRUIT'S EFFECT WORE OFF, BIG BOSS IS NO LONGER GAY FOR SNAKE. NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO SPEAK OF THE INCIDENT EVER AGAIN. EVER.

RAIDEN - RAIDEN INSISTS HE IS NOT GAY FOR SNAKE. HE HAS A WIFE AND A CHILD AND IS VERY HAPPY WITH HIS CURRENT FAMILY. THEREFORE, HE HAS NO NEED FOR ANYTHING BEYOND FRIENDSHIP WITH DEAR OLD SNAKE. UPDATE: RAIDEN WAS GAY FOR SNAKE DURING THE CUPID PLOT. SINCE THIS PLOT IS OVER, HE IS NO LONGER GAY FOR SNAKE IN THAT WAY.

OTACON - OTACON IS NOT GAY FOR SNAKE. PSYCH! HAHA, BET YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A SECOND.

EXAMPLES OF BEING GAY FOR SNAKE

IKE BEING GAY FOR SNAKE


RAIDEN BEING GAY FOR SNAKE


PEDOBEAR BEING GAY FOR SNAKE


TYRA BANKS BEING GAY FOR SNAKE



TURIO BEING GAY FOR SNAKE

SNAKE IS PLAYED BY YULI, WHO IS A MEMBER OF TURIO'S IRC HAREM.

THERE WAS ALSO A PICTURE OF GUTS BEING GAY FOR SNAKE, BUT IT WAS DECIDE THAT THIS PARTICULAR PICTURE WAS TOO VULGAR EVEN FOR THE DRESSINGROOM'S STANDARDS, SO IT WAS REMOVED. BUT IT INVOLVED BUTTSEX. AND WAS TOTALLY GROSS.