DAISUKENOJO BITO BEAT IS A CHIMP WIGGER CHARACTER FROM THE DS GAME TWEWY. HE LIKES TO THINK HE'S BADASS AND SAYS SOME OF THE GAYEST AND MOST VULGAR BATTLE CRIES OUT OF ALL THE CHARACTERS IN THE GAME.

HE HAS THE INTELLIGENCE OF A CUCUMBER, AND ISN'T ALL THAT COMPETENT IN THE GRAMMAR AND ENGLISH DEPARTMENT, BUT HE'S GOT MAD SKILLZ WHEN IT COMES TO BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF SOMEONE WITH A SKATEBOARD. NO, LITERALLY.

HE'S KIND OF LIKE THOSE LITTLE HYPERACTIVE MONKEYS YOU SEE AT THE ZOO. EVEN THOUGH THEIR BEHAVIOR IS SELF-DESTRUCTIVE AND EQUIVALENT TO THAT OF AN CANTANKEROUS THREE-YEAR-OLD'S, THEY'RE CUTE SO YOU CAN'T HELP BUT GO, "AAWWWWWWWWWW~."

TOUCH HIS LITTLE SISTER AND HE WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.

NOTEWORTHY PHRASES:

• "COME BACK WHEN YOU GROW A PAIR!"
• "DUMBASS!"
• "THE BEAT IS ON!"
• "WHATCHYU SAY?!"
• "BBWUUAAUUAAGGGHH!"
• "LLIIIIIMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"